I'm away for a few weeks and you kids go nutso on me
First, papa Corey and mama Suzie! Wow. That's what I'm saying: Wow! You crazy kids. If I still had a 12 month old or 18 month old, I would say, Yipee--it's the best, you'll love it! Now that I have a 2 year old, I'm thinking, are you sure you wanna do this?
Congratulations. Enjoy the pregnancy. Get excited. Don't let jaded parents of older kids get you down (no, I am not one of them--I was kidding above). Don't freak out. And keep us posted.
I feel like this is as good a time as any to introduce Abby's new numbering system. She's been able to count to 5 for a while, but has recently ventured into the murky waters of beyond-five. Here's the new math:
One
Twoo
Free
Four
Bibes
Chicken
Hate
Four
One
Free!
Ok, and secondly, Cathy and the breakup. Sorry to hear the news. Do you need Swit and I to bust out a pair of plyers and a blow-torch and show him how we take care of business Anaheim style? Or will just a few upper-cuts do the trick? I am reminded of a break-up I had years (and years and years) ago. I downed an entire (albiet not large) bottle of tequila in about 5 minutes, called Cathy and said, "I'm coherent, but just for a few more minutes... I think you'd better come get me." I know she did, but not surprisingly, I have no recollection of what happened next. So, um, I'm going to go ahead and not recommend that approach.
Hang in there.
As always, I'm just saying.
Congratulations. Enjoy the pregnancy. Get excited. Don't let jaded parents of older kids get you down (no, I am not one of them--I was kidding above). Don't freak out. And keep us posted.
I feel like this is as good a time as any to introduce Abby's new numbering system. She's been able to count to 5 for a while, but has recently ventured into the murky waters of beyond-five. Here's the new math:
One
Twoo
Free
Four
Bibes
Chicken
Hate
Four
One
Free!
Ok, and secondly, Cathy and the breakup. Sorry to hear the news. Do you need Swit and I to bust out a pair of plyers and a blow-torch and show him how we take care of business Anaheim style? Or will just a few upper-cuts do the trick? I am reminded of a break-up I had years (and years and years) ago. I downed an entire (albiet not large) bottle of tequila in about 5 minutes, called Cathy and said, "I'm coherent, but just for a few more minutes... I think you'd better come get me." I know she did, but not surprisingly, I have no recollection of what happened next. So, um, I'm going to go ahead and not recommend that approach.
Hang in there.
As always, I'm just saying.
posted by Dave @ 9:41 AM
2 Comments:
At 6:55 PM, February 18, 2006,
J-Cat said…
Well, I haven't resorted to drinking, but I may need your assistance as he is slowing turning into an a**hole. :-/ We'll have to see when it comes time for me to move out...
As for the tequila incident...hey, that's what friends are for. :) Anything that "may" have happened has been securely placed in the Vault. Althought I did have to close my credit card account. But that's neither here nor there. :)
Also...what's up with "hate" as a number? I like the addition of chicken, though. It's a fun word to say. I'm trying to reinstate the word "cinche" into mainstream society. Last year, I enlisted two students who had to use that word at least once a week. (The experiement failed...but I'm pressing on...)
At 9:32 PM, February 18, 2006,
Mrs. Switzer said…
personally, I find bibes the best number....
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